Or; When It's Tempting to Quit
How to write The Hook in your query letter
We're talking bacon-wrapped level of awesome.
Unless you are this author, never do this.
You will be rejected in many different flavors.
*By "Guaranteed" I mean "I have no idea, take these suggestions at your own risk, this list is just for fun, please don't sue me when it isn't fail safe and doesn't work"* In a pure and noble world we would be able to write as an expression of our deepest souls, to share the [...]
Or Work In Progress. Either one.
In which other authors offer wise advice that I ignore in the best new-author tradition.