The 10 Totally Made-Up Commandments of Querying

Just for fun, and because sarcasm is my second language. The process of querying is hard on the soul (lets not even go near my ego for a while, it's crouched in the corner and I think I hear sobbing) so I blow off some steam by writing with humor about the process. Look, it's [...]

15 Sparkly Fun Fail Safe Ways to Get People to Buy Your Book, Guaranteed*

*By "Guaranteed" I mean "I have no idea, take these suggestions at your own risk, this list is just for fun, please don't sue me when it isn't fail safe and doesn't work"* In a pure and noble world we would be able to write as an expression of our deepest souls, to share the [...]